Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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