You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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