What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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