Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
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