I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Are we still banned from the library?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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