I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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