i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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