Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
This show inspires me to have sex in space
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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