Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
my sisters under your porch take her home
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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