That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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