is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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