on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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