it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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