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3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
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stop writing like that.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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