She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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