i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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