She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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