How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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