I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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