I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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