i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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