Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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