If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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