This is not my ceiling
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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