I hate your face
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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