I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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