1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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