just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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