Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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