i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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