You work out of a Hotel?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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