wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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