bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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