none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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