3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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