That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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