the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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