Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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