I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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