Sponge bath it is.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
FUCK WHALES
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