I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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