so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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