Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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