C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I stole a fireplace last night.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Will exercising make me less horny?
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