Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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