I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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