Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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