Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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