Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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