he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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