he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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