Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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