I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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