Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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