there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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