party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
sex in a hospital.. check
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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