She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Did we literally take a cab across the street
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I'm always down for nudity.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Randomize
