yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Randomize
