So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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