found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
Two words: nipple clamps
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