I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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