Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
pop tarts are not kleenex
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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